Saturday, July 28, 2007
My Mom's the Coolest
Let me tell you why.
Most of the things she wear are from Topshop, River Island, Mango and Esprit. She occasionally grabs stuff from Zara as well.
Her most recent purchase: A pair of skinny jeans and a hoodie from River Island. There was a recent failed attempt to buy a pencil skirt from River Island too.
She listens enough to MCR and Linkin Park to be able to sing Welcome to the Black Parade and hum to Little Things Give you Away.
She can also say things like "this is Linkin Park's best album so far"... meaning she knows how the other 2 albums sound like.
She wanted to watch Hoobastank's gig with me but I didn't want to go. She swears that if MCR ever performs here, she'll go with me.
She likes Sway by Lostprophets but thinks Ian cannot sing.
She thinks Little Things Give you Away should be part of the OST for Transformers rather than What I've Done.
She hates Taiwanese celebrities and thinks they're gay (gay here means shitty).
She bought me 3 black eyeliners from Shu Uemura, 2 Volume Shocking mascara (she thinks Fasio is not dramatic enough, which I agree totally), and Mac's lipstick in Tamara i.e. a near white color.
While not discouraging me from wanting to look like an emo kid (which I think is a funny but disgraceful idea anyway, but I'm always doing embarrassing things so it doesn't really matter), she has also gotten into heavy eye makeup. Recently, she discarded all her light colored eye shadows and uses only black and dark brown colors.
She even bought 2 sets of makeup brushes from Shu so she can do her eye makeup properly.
But a few days after the purchase, I showed her a Pete Wentz video on youtube where he did his eye makeup. She thought it was a good idea to use fingers to apply eye makeup afterwards and passed on her brushes to me.
The list goes on. But you get the point.
Who dares say you have a cooler mom?
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
6:20 AM
Monday, July 23, 2007
Haircut
I risk looking like a secondary school girl.
Which means I will have to produce my IC to prove that I'm above 16 when I watch an NC16 show the next time. That's what my mom's prophesizing (I can't spell this word).
But still, I will take the risk and cut my hair short.
And maybe when I pile eyeshadow or eyeliner on my eye bags like Johnny Depp did in Pirates, I can pull off the teenage drug addict look.
What a gloomy prospect.
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
7:18 AM
Friday, July 13, 2007
The Horror! The Horror!
Worse. He is gay.
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
8:32 PM
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Paedophile
Kailing and I gian this small boy who's hot and knows he's hot. How sad can this be.
And we're planning to make copies of the VCD that has footage of him presenting in front of the camera.
Who wants one?
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
5:55 AM
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Chinese Tales
Was slapped fiercely by my mom and sis five minutes ago.
I cannot tell Chinese fairy tales apart.
I thought 7/7 involves a rabbit, and the fairy involved on this day lives on the moon. Then they screamed at me and declared that it is actually Chang Er who resides there. Okay.
So I pushed the blame to the FACT that Chinese tales are too similar. Like whenever someone dies, a new type of food will be... er... conceived. Like Qu Yuan died thus we have the Zhong Zi. So I went on to ask my mom and sis,
"Who was it who died that made us have Tang Yuan?"
And so I was attacked again.
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
5:34 AM
Friday, July 06, 2007
That Bitch is Retarded
I cannot stand irresponsible people. Those fuckers.
My mom's friend is one of them. And I feel extremely shitty now because that bitch is now trying to shove all her responsibility to me. You know it's like shoving a pile of shit to me. Literally. Bitch.
Being an elder and being a kid's mom's friend doesn't mean you can exploit and cheat the kid like that. You tell her "hey you're gonna teach BJ and we have some notes left from previous classes which you can refer to or modify and use" and in the end it's really "hey you're gonna PRETEND to be a media professional, STEAL Ian's notes for me so I can copyright it for future use, and NO you have to come up with an ENTIRELY NEW set of notes cuz the old ones are too off... and you go find for other people who might work for me ya?". Oh and did I mention, it's also "OH we're so sorry we don't have Internet connection in all 3 rooms and neither do we have a projector so you have to use a whiteboard to teach instead. Sometimes you have to rotate rooms so you can get the one with a projector."
Wtf. If you wana APPEAR professional and charge your client so much, at least make sure you have the necessary teaching equipment and give your instructors the appropriate fee! You give us some peanuts and expect us to do ALL the shit for you (I mean what is it that she did except calling me everyday to bug me to produce things for her?) as well as go against ethics? NO WAY. Bitch I hope she screws herself up.
Fucker. I'm gonna call her today or tomorrow to tell her that she is a pile of shit and this is the last time I will work for her. That arsehole. I'd rather give my MAC and Benefit and Urban Decay and Mango and Topshop and River Island and Dunhill a miss than to be exploited again.
... Well, unless she comes begging me for forgivence & giving in to all the demands I will make. And no I will not demand for more pay, just a bit more respect, a projector and a laptop. Yes, I'm this reasonable.
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
7:38 PM
Thursday, July 05, 2007
My Post GSS Revenge
Darn. I am gonna start work soon but I cannot see how my income is gonna eventually turn into savings. Just take a look at the things I have to buy...
I haven't paid for JT, WW and Geok's presents.
I still owe like 3 people their birthday presents.
Okay I shall stop trying to sound noble. It's not all about buying presents. I have to get myself (numbered according to importance):
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
6:25 PM
My Mom's the Coolest
Let me tell you why.
Most of the things she wear are from Topshop, River Island, Mango and Esprit. She occasionally grabs stuff from Zara as well.
Her most recent purchase: A pair of skinny jeans and a hoodie from River Island. There was a recent failed attempt to buy a pencil skirt from River Island too.
She listens enough to MCR and Linkin Park to be able to sing Welcome to the Black Parade and hum to Little Things Give you Away.
She can also say things like "this is Linkin Park's best album so far"... meaning she knows how the other 2 albums sound like.
She wanted to watch Hoobastank's gig with me but I didn't want to go. She swears that if MCR ever performs here, she'll go with me.
She likes Sway by Lostprophets but thinks Ian cannot sing.
She thinks Little Things Give you Away should be part of the OST for Transformers rather than What I've Done.
She hates Taiwanese celebrities and thinks they're gay (gay here means shitty).
She bought me 3 black eyeliners from Shu Uemura, 2 Volume Shocking mascara (she thinks Fasio is not dramatic enough, which I agree totally), and Mac's lipstick in Tamara i.e. a near white color.
While not discouraging me from wanting to look like an emo kid (which I think is a funny but disgraceful idea anyway, but I'm always doing embarrassing things so it doesn't really matter), she has also gotten into heavy eye makeup. Recently, she discarded all her light colored eye shadows and uses only black and dark brown colors.
She even bought 2 sets of makeup brushes from Shu so she can do her eye makeup properly.
But a few days after the purchase, I showed her a Pete Wentz video on youtube where he did his eye makeup. She thought it was a good idea to use fingers to apply eye makeup afterwards and passed on her brushes to me.
The list goes on. But you get the point.
Who dares say you have a cooler mom?
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
6:20 AM
Monday, July 23, 2007
Haircut
I risk looking like a secondary school girl.
Which means I will have to produce my IC to prove that I'm above 16 when I watch an NC16 show the next time. That's what my mom's prophesizing (I can't spell this word).
But still, I will take the risk and cut my hair short.
And maybe when I pile eyeshadow or eyeliner on my eye bags like Johnny Depp did in Pirates, I can pull off the teenage drug addict look.
What a gloomy prospect.
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
7:18 AM
Friday, July 13, 2007
The Horror! The Horror!
Worse. He is gay.
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
8:32 PM
Thursday, July 12, 2007
Paedophile
Kailing and I gian this small boy who's hot and knows he's hot. How sad can this be.
And we're planning to make copies of the VCD that has footage of him presenting in front of the camera.
Who wants one?
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
5:55 AM
Sunday, July 08, 2007
Chinese Tales
Was slapped fiercely by my mom and sis five minutes ago.
I cannot tell Chinese fairy tales apart.
I thought 7/7 involves a rabbit, and the fairy involved on this day lives on the moon. Then they screamed at me and declared that it is actually Chang Er who resides there. Okay.
So I pushed the blame to the FACT that Chinese tales are too similar. Like whenever someone dies, a new type of food will be... er... conceived. Like Qu Yuan died thus we have the Zhong Zi. So I went on to ask my mom and sis,
"Who was it who died that made us have Tang Yuan?"
And so I was attacked again.
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
5:34 AM
Friday, July 06, 2007
That Bitch is Retarded
I cannot stand irresponsible people. Those fuckers.
My mom's friend is one of them. And I feel extremely shitty now because that bitch is now trying to shove all her responsibility to me. You know it's like shoving a pile of shit to me. Literally. Bitch.
Being an elder and being a kid's mom's friend doesn't mean you can exploit and cheat the kid like that. You tell her "hey you're gonna teach BJ and we have some notes left from previous classes which you can refer to or modify and use" and in the end it's really "hey you're gonna PRETEND to be a media professional, STEAL Ian's notes for me so I can copyright it for future use, and NO you have to come up with an ENTIRELY NEW set of notes cuz the old ones are too off... and you go find for other people who might work for me ya?". Oh and did I mention, it's also "OH we're so sorry we don't have Internet connection in all 3 rooms and neither do we have a projector so you have to use a whiteboard to teach instead. Sometimes you have to rotate rooms so you can get the one with a projector."
Wtf. If you wana APPEAR professional and charge your client so much, at least make sure you have the necessary teaching equipment and give your instructors the appropriate fee! You give us some peanuts and expect us to do ALL the shit for you (I mean what is it that she did except calling me everyday to bug me to produce things for her?) as well as go against ethics? NO WAY. Bitch I hope she screws herself up.
Fucker. I'm gonna call her today or tomorrow to tell her that she is a pile of shit and this is the last time I will work for her. That arsehole. I'd rather give my MAC and Benefit and Urban Decay and Mango and Topshop and River Island and Dunhill a miss than to be exploited again.
... Well, unless she comes begging me for forgivence & giving in to all the demands I will make. And no I will not demand for more pay, just a bit more respect, a projector and a laptop. Yes, I'm this reasonable.
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
7:38 PM
Thursday, July 05, 2007
My Post GSS Revenge
Darn. I am gonna start work soon but I cannot see how my income is gonna eventually turn into savings. Just take a look at the things I have to buy...
I haven't paid for JT, WW and Geok's presents.
I still owe like 3 people their birthday presents.
Okay I shall stop trying to sound noble. It's not all about buying presents. I have to get myself (numbered according to importance):
- Either MAC's Coal Eyeshadow, or Benefit's Creaseless Cream Shadow in Towne Car --> I dunno which is better unless I give them both a try but that is insane cuz I'm broke. ARGH.
- Benefit's Galactic Shield!
- Benefit's Rush Hour
- Benefit's Benetint for lips and cheek
- Eye Primer from either MAC or Benefit
- Urban Decay's Gash Eyeshadow --> but crap this has to be imported so I don't see how I'm gonna get it eventually. Where else can I get brick red eyeshadow???
- Purple mascara from anywhere... Yes it's scary but that's precisely why I wana wear it!
Thus, I shall put the dunhill keychain on hold although I am still quite enthu in buying it as a birthday gift for either my dad or my guy friends. It is too pretty to be left alone. Hee!
So... this month is about working and saving up. Next month... I'll do what I haven't done throughout the entire GSS!
unclaimedpropertyofthecounts
6:25 PM